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October 18

for all single friends

一、送给女人   

工作计划与男友约会档期冲突,取前者……前者不会辜负你,而且越老越不会,除非你目前的工作是当三陪小姐。   

只有小女孩才会用吸烟、夜游、多交男友表示成熟,你就不必了。   

最好不要让初次约会的男人知道你住所,若对方坚持送,那么到楼下即可……相信我,他不“顺便上去喝杯茶”也不会渴死。

若连续六个月每月置衫超过十件,考虑买房。

酒吧里认识的男人就不必留电话了. 如果没车,不要买白皮鞋。

若不幸你爱的男人有另一个女人,请不要留恋,随时离开! 男人对自己的好色就象律师对罪犯:明知有罪也要辩护……你知道就是啦。

即使你美若天仙,也要讲道理。

爱你的工作,但不要爱你的老板。   

浪漫是一袭美丽的晚礼服,但你不能一天到晚都穿着它啊。   

嫁大款就象抢银行,收益总很大,但后患无穷,若能不试,还是不试为好。   

不要逼男人撒谎,他会恨你。

也不要把他的话当真,你会恨他。   

再爱他,也不必为他去隆胸。  

    

二、送给男人   

对女朋友要忠诚。   

如果没有女朋友,不如去打网球,一样可以消磨体力。   

太太一定要娶温柔的。   

如果你的女性朋友的老公是律师、医生、经济人、出版商、电脑高手……不妨请他给自己参考买搂、保险、投资、出书、装软件……但记得每次把你老婆也带上同往。
  

诚实是一种美德,不必因此就随和女性朋友抨击她的老公,或跟同事一起讨伐老板。   

所谓绅士,就是会用双肘和膝部支撑自己体重的男人。

       

三、送给所有人   

视爱情为奢侈品:有最好,没有也能活。   

签任何合同之前至少看三遍……如果是婚约,更要仔细掂量。   

随缘,但不是说不努力。   

为了你的身心健康可养一只宠物,为了宠物的身心健康,就不要养了……据说它们太孤独了也会得忧郁症。   

每天吃维生素丸,坚持补钙,否则在浴缸里面一跤摔断腿,即使你能爬出来打急救电话并在医生赶来之前披上衣服,恐怕也得在床上躺3月。   

人越少则冰箱越要大,精神空虚可用食物填充。

若打开冰箱没有食物,可鼓励你努力工作。   

食物尽量选择高蛋白、多纤维、低脂肪、少热量的,少食多餐。   

要买保险。   

在办公室里备一件厚外套,一把伞。   

同事的恭维就象香水,可以闻闻,但不要喝。   

永远不要问这个问题:“为什么不爱我?”   

不要预先说出决心。   

没有任何事任何人,会重要到需要你过了半夜12点还苦想不睡。   

若没有五位数出场费,不要参加“非常男女”之类的电视节目。   

真诚地微笑,别怕皱纹。   

元宵节、中秋节、情人节若无节目可主动要求加班……免得出门触景生情或回家独自神伤,而且可以给老板一个好印象。   

以前的恋人打电话来问你最近好不好……要说好。   

过去,童话故事是以“很久很久以前……”开头的,现在,童话故事是以“如果我还没有结婚……”开头的,记住你已经过了听童话的年龄了。   

学会做几个好菜.   周末给自己炖汤.   任何时候都不要喝多,头天晚上吐的东西次日早上还要自己收拾,你会因此吐第二次的。   

多赚点钱,但不要多到谁看上你你都要疑心的地步。   

有望得到的要努力,无望得到的不介意,这样无论输赢,姿态都会好看。   

其实,人生即使有伴也是寂寞的……不如及早培养兴趣,比如中年之后种花养鱼。   

有人称赞你年轻,还是应该高兴的。   

恋爱就象玩麻将,不认真没乐趣,太认真易伤心……培养点游戏精神。   

与任何人,在任何情况下,都不拍欢爱的镜头。   

真喜欢一样东西,就买吧。   

曾经背叛过你的情人,想要回头,说不。

你曾经背叛的情人,请你回头,说不。   

答应请求时面带微笑,说不的时候清晰肯定。   

保持青春的秘诀,是有一颗不安份的心。   

无论蕾丝内衣还是工作报告,简洁都是最好的。   

对于一个错误的诺言,你要有勇气违背它。   

大事坚持原则,小事学会变通。   

任何东西都不能以健康做交换.   

一个人是否可靠,全看你用什么样的手段控制他。   

一切都不需争论,只需给出结果。   

男人总是向不把他放在眼里的女人献殷勤……命运也是。   

不要借钱,若一定要借,借银行.不要借给人钱,若一定要借,别打算他还。   

学着理财,即使你学的是考古或小提琴。   

如果你花心,千万别用恋人的生日做密码……常常换,很烦的。   

太在意一个人往往得不到……钱也一样。   

床头放一本好书。   

每天笑笑对身体好……如果经常有人给你讲笑话,你是很幸运的。   

找一项有兴趣的体育活动,坚持下去,做爱不算。   

心情失落时不要淋雨,不要听慢歌,不要看悲情电影,不要泡在浴缸里喝红酒。   

不要常常计算得失……那是保险公司和你的对手的事。   

遇到让你心动的人,不妨喜欢一次。   

工作之余,尽量在室外活动。   

不要在想让你哭的人面前哭。

老而弥纯是可耻的。   

每年做身体检查,了解自己的健康状况。   

钥匙一定要在父母或好友家存一套。

如果你的房间越来越雪白素净,访客越来越少,桌面地板不允许有一丝灰尘,听到孩子的吵闹会心烦,每天洗手超过20次……快去看心理医生。

即使你真的不喜欢小孩,也不要说出来。   

私人朋友不要常到办公场所找你。   

不必好奇别人怎样评价你,想想你是怎样评价他的。   

你看,男人从不开口向人请教如何才能让婚姻和事业两全其美的问题。   

爱不是做爱……爱是,想和对方一起睡觉。   

简单地说,常常让你微笑的人就是好人。   

别和道德观和你不同的人有私交。   

若再不开始孝敬父母就太迟了!!   

尊严如同胸衣,把女人托的很高贵,但若故意显露,则流于粗俗。   

你看上去有多大,其实就多大。   

不要迷恋包装绚丽的东西。   

一个人,从出生到18岁,需要好的家庭。

18岁到35岁,需要好的外表,35岁到55岁,需要好的个性,55岁以后,需要好多钱。   

当然应该等待那个对的人最终出现……但在漫长的等待中,你也可以先和不对的人聊聊天。

要快乐! 要记住你只能活一辈子。
August 04

一家人的星座, 哈哈

居然发现我妈是水瓶座
姐姐和爸爸是双鱼白羊座
我是白羊金牛座
小外甥是金牛座
姐夫不知道是什么星座,天秤座?
 
March 14

办公室里的新同事

办公室来了个新同事。名字叫做stefan。很有趣的一个人。他一来,所有的发票,付款都朝他飞去。stefan 同志一点也不怕,一把大皮筋,绷绷绷,所有的文件都绷得整整齐齐,一幅大会计的模样。今天教他说中文算盘,想起了小时候每天背着算盘去上学,从来都没有耐心从一加到100。还有妈妈早期的会计生活在她的办公室里看着一片上下翻飞的手指,一片震耳欲聋的珠子声。记得那时候她的办公室里头上悬着密密麻麻的线,要是要传给谁一页文件,大吼一声名字,大夹子加上一页纸一划拉就朝那个被叫得飞去。真的是很有气魄!
March 02

swiming

I went to swimming today. The pool is not big but water is clean. It is 25 meters long and I got bored after a few rounds. So I started thinking, one round was a year of time in the past. From 15, 16, 17 years of age up to now 26years old all the past life flashed by during swim. It was enjoyable memory though although these two years in Malta was a bit plain. I did not try hard enough to live a colorful life. I complained a lot.But these two years made me grow up by enduring the endless loneliness and learning how to motivate myself. Then I got to know myself more could be such a person in such an environment.

I am happy that I am still a solid perosn and I never like feeling weak.I got more relaxed, started using a brain to direct my behavior and things are often under control now. As a slowly growing up person I feel life day by day.

December 07

oh my God. Time is fast!

Just had a conversation with Shazia (my collage) about the security of life. Although I am saying I am young and I will have plenty of opportunities to get a secure life. But after a detailed calculation--the fact is opposite and depressed.

 

Woops, Life is not about playing around and staying childish anymore. I got to think about the future and I got to do it now. Stocks, currency exchanges, bank loans, investment, etc...

 

Am I seeing my parents watching the stocks and playing the investments? Yes, I used to think that it is the adult thing and it has nothing do with me. How come I did not get any influence from them??!! Indeed it is Shazia's words make me feel it is time to learn how to take care myself now. Life is not easy at all, a complicated thing it is and if you are waiting to grow up you will never do! 

 

August 22

a dream about flying

 
 

I dreamed I was flying again. Lions and tigers were surrounded me and they were roaring. I gently jumped into the air and started flying. The night was dark and windy; I rose higher and higher into the sky. The big green arms of trees were weaving in the wind. When I was tired, I hided between the leaves.  There were broad rivers, mountains, snow under my feet; I could feel the wind blowing my face gently. I felt lonely and free. I stopped in front of  a sleeping window and sent my kiss to my favorite boy...

 

A dream can be so colorful and mysterious.

 

When I woke up I was still holding the book I was reading in the night--Harry potter and half blood prince...

 

 

Did you have such a nice dream?

 
 
 
 
July 15

a boring week finished , a happy weekend started.

If I can choose my career again, I cam not going to choose an office job. I feel sorry for myself and I feel sorry for all the office people. When there is a good wheather and good sun, we have to sit in the office and face computers all day. It is worthwile if painful muscles and a heavy head change back plenty of money,but for most of us, we are just be able to make a slightly better living than a common labor job.
 
So what do I want to be? The ideal is I do not have to work at all. I can travel around and become a writer. You can see that I have some potencials here. Or if I do have to work, I can be a physical trainer, diving instructor, a competitive ricing horse ridder, or a gardener...
 
My parents made me think that is only way of having a good life. They are typical successful examples under the special enviroment at their time. I believed a profound educational background is essential and will lead me to a happy life. When I got my education done, I found it is just a "happy" office life. Am I happy now? Yes, I am happy if you say that it is good to wake up in the morning and know where do I have to go.
 
In another aspect they are right. I did realize this is not the life I want and if I could change my life style I would be able to enjoy and cherish things more. There is no good and bad if there is no comparison. Maybe I can realize better than a fisher that how good their life is. Indeed, fishers in Marsaxlokk (the fish village in Malta, Anton and me visited there once) do not want office jobs.
 
Ok, I think i made my point clear. It is free your mind and enjoy your life. It is easy to say but not easy to do. I spent 26 years to realize the truth. This is my opinion to share with all my dear freinds under MSN list. What do you think?
 
 
 
 
 
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